Husband : Where are you?
Wife : at home love.
Husband : are you sure?
Wife : yes.
Husband : please turn on the microwave
Wife : (turns on the microwave) dreeeedrreee..
Husband : okay love goodbye.
The ones that want it, but don’t know how to ask for it. Some will be like ‘be there and be pressing your phone, once it’s 4.30 am leaving ooooooo’