All posts tagged in: Wife
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A married lawyer made love to his girlfriend inside his car one day. The girl enjoyed it so much that she forgot her panty. On getting home, his wife saw the girl’s panty in the car. She got mad and tore it into pieces screaming.
Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What’s this? The lawyer calmly replied. My God, you’ve just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of dollars.
She quickly fell on her knees apologizing. Honey, please forgive me, God will bring another one! - Advertisement
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Husband : Where are you?
Wife : at home love.
Husband : are you sure?
Wife : yes.
Husband : please turn on the microwave
Wife : (turns on the microwave) dreeeedrreee..
Husband : okay love goodbye. -
A rapists entered a bedroom, tied up a husband and wife, kissed the wife’s ear and went to the bathroom.
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Wife: Honey, pls buy me bread when you’re coming from work and lest I forget… ur girlfriend Agbani is also here and says hello to you
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Please whenever you feel overloaded by your wife’s issues, kindly go immediately to the nearest Biological Anxiety Relief (BAR) center or place and order for any one or more of the following antidotes
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God will always fight for me, my wife reported me to her parents that am not good in bed, but her elder sister shouted, “It’s a lie ooo”