Husband : Where are you?
Wife : at home love.
Husband : are you sure?
Wife : yes.
Husband : please turn on the microwave
Wife : (turns on the microwave) dreeeedrreee..
Husband : okay love goodbye.
Wife: Honey, pls buy me bread when you’re coming from work and lest I forget… ur girlfriend Agbani is also here and says hello to you
God will always fight for me, my wife reported me to her parents that am not good in bed, but her elder sister shouted, “It’s a lie ooo”