All posts tagged in: God
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Due to the increase in the rate of “fornication”, if I were God, The next generation of kids will receive their reproductive organs on their wedding day.
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A married lawyer made love to his girlfriend inside his car one day. The girl enjoyed it so much that she forgot her panty. On getting home, his wife saw the girl’s panty in the car. She got mad and tore it into pieces screaming.
Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What’s this? The lawyer calmly replied. My God, you’ve just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of dollars.
She quickly fell on her knees apologizing. Honey, please forgive me, God will bring another one! -
He broke your virginity. You did 5 abortions for him.
You dated him for 6 years and he later married your friend.
My sister, feel free to use him for a ritual. God will understand. -
God will always fight for me, my wife reported me to her parents that am not good in bed, but her elder sister shouted, “It’s a lie ooo”