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Can you take it slow? Yeah, just like that.
Please don’t push it hard. It’s a small hole.
Hold it calmly. Slide it in Oh oh oh pplleeaassee be gentle and push it in. - Advertisement
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After passing the DVLA exams, do taxi and trotro drivers go for extra classes on how to insult people?
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Wife: Honey, pls buy me bread when you’re coming from work and lest I forget… ur girlfriend Agbani is also here and says hello to you
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God will always fight for me, my wife reported me to her parents that am not good in bed, but her elder sister shouted, “It’s a lie ooo”
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Everyone has a right to be foolish but some idiots use it stupidly.Teacher: Mention 10 […]
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Due to the increase in the rate of “fornication”, if I were God, The next generation of kids will receive their reproductive organs on their wedding day.
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No one is more respectful than a person who wants to borrow money from you.He […]
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Teacher : What is a wedding?
Student: It’s a gathering where 2 people are thinking abt sex while the rest are thinking abt food
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All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said:
“I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?” - Advertisement
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When you hear a girl saying I want a man who is tall , handsome, hairy, with 6 packs, etc, just know she is below 25 years , Above 30 years they accept anything which is breathing.