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Gone are the good old days, when it was a privilege to board a bone shaker and one was proud to take photos by them.:
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God will always fight for me, my wife reported me to her parents that am not good in bed, but her elder sister shouted, “It’s a lie ooo”
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Why do visitors focus on the television set when they see food coming?
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A mad person stole a mobile phone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all a mad person wouldn’t know how to operate the complicated handset.
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Question: Who killed Goliath?
Answer: COVID -
A married lawyer made love to his girlfriend inside his car one day. The girl enjoyed it so much that she forgot her panty. On getting home, his wife saw the girl’s panty in the car. She got mad and tore it into pieces screaming.
Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What’s this? The lawyer calmly replied. My God, you’ve just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of dollars.
She quickly fell on her knees apologizing. Honey, please forgive me, God will bring another one! -
WOMAN: Hmmm my Lord, Lawyer, on that fateful day, I was watching T.V. in the sitting room
when my husband came back from town. He rushed me and dragged me to the bed in the
bedroom. He then laid on top of me and started romancing me: fondling my breast and sucking
my nipples, stroking my clitoris n ‘V’ part whilst kissing me strongly. -
An armed robber entered a house in the mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman asked the man to bring out all the jewelries and money.
The man started sobbing and said, ‘take whatever you want but please untie her or there will be a bigger problem.
Robber – What problem?
Man – She is my neighbor’s wife, mine will soon be back!😁😁😁😁 -
Yesterday, a girl went to consult a prophet who told her to take good care of her boyfriend cause he soon will be a billionaire.
She can’t stop crying since yesterday because she can’t tell which boyfriend it is. - Advertisement
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Husband : Where are you?
Wife : at home love.
Husband : are you sure?
Wife : yes.
Husband : please turn on the microwave
Wife : (turns on the microwave) dreeeedrreee..
Husband : okay love goodbye.