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An armed robber entered a house in the mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman asked the man to bring out all the jewelries and money.
The man started sobbing and said, ‘take whatever you want but please untie her or there will be a bigger problem.
Robber – What problem?
Man – She is my neighbor’s wife, mine will soon be back!😁😁😁😁
WOMAN: Hmmm my Lord, Lawyer, on that fateful day, I was watching T.V. in the sitting room
when my husband came back from town. He rushed me and dragged me to the bed in the
bedroom. He then laid on top of me and started romancing me: fondling my breast and sucking
my nipples, stroking my clitoris n ‘V’ part whilst kissing me strongly.
Due to the increase in the rate of “fornication”, if I were God, The next generation of kids will receive their reproductive organs on their wedding day.
A married lawyer made love to his girlfriend inside his car one day. The girl enjoyed it so much that she forgot her panty. On getting home, his wife saw the girl’s panty in the car. She got mad and tore it into pieces screaming.
Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What’s this? The lawyer calmly replied. My God, you’ve just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of dollars.
She quickly fell on her knees apologizing. Honey, please forgive me, God will bring another one!
He broke your virginity. You did 5 abortions for him.
You dated him for 6 years and he later married your friend.
My sister, feel free to use him for a ritual. God will understand.
The ones that want it, but don’t know how to ask for it. Some will be like ‘be there and be pressing your phone, once it’s 4.30 am leaving ooooooo’
A man is on his death bed with his wife by his side. “Sweetie, there’s something I have to tell you before I die because it’s seriously eating me up. “Shhieeeee Says his wife, “Relax my dear, it’s Ok.
What’s the English name for Allasa ?
You claim your mother is your bestie and she knows everything about you, does she know that 4 rounds cannot satisfy you?
When you hear a girl saying I want a man who is tall , handsome, hairy, with 6 packs, etc, just know she is below 25 years , Above 30 years they accept anything which is breathing.