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An armed robber entered a house in the mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman asked the man to bring out all the jewelries and money.
The man started sobbing and said, ‘take whatever you want but please untie her or there will be a bigger problem.
Robber – What problem?
Man – She is my neighbor’s wife, mine will soon be back!😁😁😁😁 - Advertisement
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WOMAN: Hmmm my Lord, Lawyer, on that fateful day, I was watching T.V. in the sitting room
when my husband came back from town. He rushed me and dragged me to the bed in the
bedroom. He then laid on top of me and started romancing me: fondling my breast and sucking
my nipples, stroking my clitoris n ‘V’ part whilst kissing me strongly. -
Husband : Where are you?
Wife : at home love.
Husband : are you sure?
Wife : yes.
Husband : please turn on the microwave
Wife : (turns on the microwave) dreeeedrreee..
Husband : okay love goodbye. -
Yesterday, a girl went to consult a prophet who told her to take good care of her boyfriend cause he soon will be a billionaire.
She can’t stop crying since yesterday because she can’t tell which boyfriend it is. - Advertisement
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Ananse, an engineer can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside GET TREATMENT FOR GHC20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK GHC100
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I called the police emergency number in California USA and this was the response
Police: 911 what’s your emergency?
Me : (in a low tone) madam I see two armed men in my house, they could be robbers; they are walking …..(Before I will finish my statement the officer just cut in and said) -
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said:
“I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?” -
Wife: Honey, pls buy me bread when you’re coming from work and lest I forget… ur girlfriend Agbani is also here and says hello to you