WOMAN: Hmmm my Lord, Lawyer, on that fateful day, I was watching T.V. in the sitting room
when my husband came back from town. He rushed me and dragged me to the bed in the
bedroom. He then laid on top of me and started romancing me: fondling my breast and sucking
my nipples, stroking my clitoris n ‘V’ part whilst kissing me strongly.
LAWYER: Now woman, tell us exactly what happened, resulting in you killing your own
husband.
WOMAN: Hmmm my Lord, Lawyer, on that fateful day, I was watching T.V. in the sitting room
when my husband came back from town. He rushed me and dragged me to the bed in the
bedroom. He then laid on top of me and started romancing me: fondling my breast and sucking
my nipples, stroking my clitoris n ‘V’ part whilst kissing me strongly.
LAWYER: (Clears his throat strongly😂.) Yees, continue.
WOMAN: Hmmm, he then held my legs and opened them wide apart. At this point, I was so
wet and ready for sex. But before I realized it he got off me and then shouted…..
“APRIL FOOOOOOLLL!!…”
BOTH LAWYER AND JUDGE: Whaaaaaattt!!!…
That fool deserves to die…Nonsense.!!!😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
