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Get Treatment For GHC20 – If Not Cured Get Back GHC100

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Ananse, an engineer can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside GET TREATMENT FOR GHC20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK GHC100

Ananse, an engineer can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside GET TREATMENT FOR GHC20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK GHC100

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn GHC100 and goes to the clinic

Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste”

Ananse: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”

Lawyer (after tasting): “Ugh…this is kerosene”

Ananse: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me GHC20”

The annoyed lawyer pays up, then goes back after a few days to recover his money.

Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”

Ananse: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”

Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”

Ananse: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me GHC20”

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get
back GHC100.

Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak”

Ananse: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this GHC100”

Lawyer (staring at the note): “But this is GHC20, not GHC100”

Ananse: “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me GHC20”

You can’t beat Ananse!
I can see you smiling so you also make someone smile.

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