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An armed robber entered a house in the mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman asked the man to bring out all the jewelries and money.
The man started sobbing and said, ‘take whatever you want but please untie her or there will be a bigger problem.
Robber – What problem?
Man – She is my neighbor’s wife, mine will soon be back!😁😁😁😁 - Advertisement
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WOMAN: Hmmm my Lord, Lawyer, on that fateful day, I was watching T.V. in the sitting room
when my husband came back from town. He rushed me and dragged me to the bed in the
bedroom. He then laid on top of me and started romancing me: fondling my breast and sucking
my nipples, stroking my clitoris n ‘V’ part whilst kissing me strongly. -
On the day of my ex’s wedding, I’ll patiently wait for the pastor to say u may now kiss the bride then I’ll shout snake snake.
Aboa u want to kiss who? 😂😂🤔 -
Due to the increase in the rate of “fornication”, if I were God, The next generation of kids will receive their reproductive organs on their wedding day.
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A married lawyer made love to his girlfriend inside his car one day. The girl enjoyed it so much that she forgot her panty. On getting home, his wife saw the girl’s panty in the car. She got mad and tore it into pieces screaming.
Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What’s this? The lawyer calmly replied. My God, you’ve just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of dollars.
She quickly fell on her knees apologizing. Honey, please forgive me, God will bring another one! -
Husband : Where are you?
Wife : at home love.
Husband : are you sure?
Wife : yes.
Husband : please turn on the microwave
Wife : (turns on the microwave) dreeeedrreee..
Husband : okay love goodbye. -
It’s raining and you are telling someone’s daughter to enter your room.
My brother, are you Noah? Or is your room Noah’s Ark? -
A mad person stole a mobile phone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all a mad person wouldn’t know how to operate the complicated handset.
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A drunkard falls from the 1st floor of a storey building. A nearby crowd rushes to help him:
Crowd: What happened?
Drunkard: I don’t know ooo. I also just arrived. - Advertisement
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Yesterday, a girl went to consult a prophet who told her to take good care of her boyfriend cause he soon will be a billionaire.
She can’t stop crying since yesterday because she can’t tell which boyfriend it is.